Jockstrap Maids

I was listening to my radio station when they annouced a new employment opportunity that has arisen for men needing extra cash. A website is advertising Jockstrap Maids. They will come clean your place dressed only in their jock straps. I won't be hiring one anytime soon and unless jockstraps have gotten a lot more comfy since my days in gym class I wont be cleaning my house in one either. Whats next? Landscapers, painters? I spose the plumber's halfway there already. Then again the wife may have already hired one. I just don't won't to walk in when he is picking up the crevice tool. Jeepers!!! I think I'm going blind.