What's a guy gotta do to stop getting junk mail? Well it appears dying aint quite enough. My Mother-in-law recieved this in the mail the other day.
Make sure you don't bring the pesky kids but Zombies or Cremation Urns are required. The invitation expires in 2 weeks. I guess it doesn't matter how long it's been since you've expired. So exhume the Ex and come on down.
Not sure which is creepier, that they would send this out or that the post office would deliver it.