Saturday, December 18, 2010

Happy Something or Other, As You Choose

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Gregorian calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message.

9 comments:

My Aimless Infatuation said...

Lol,this does show just how crazy this world has become.......Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Travel & Dive Girl said...

"It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher." LOL!

You sound just like a lawyer I work with. It seems so strange to actually hear the words "Merry Christmas".

Travel & Dive Girl said...

Forgot to add: Merry Christmas!

Val said...

I don't seem to follow the new rules of today, so I will just simply say, "Merry Christmas".

Simply Suthern said...

I recieved this from our Corporate Risk Officer at work. It was meant to be a joke but it hits so close to home. I personally think this is a bunch of crap to say it nicely. LOL

I should have added Merry Christmas at the end. I hope all Y'all All Have a wonderful Christmas.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Hahaha!!! Too true!

But 2007? Aren't you slightly behind the times? ; )

Merry CHRISTMAS!!!

bunny said...

BTW...you forgot the Mayan Calender schedule....alls forgiven, after all, it is Christmas damn it!

bunny

ps....i store my stuff in a shed out back in 13 huge containers...but don't worry...they're environmentally safe....lol

Karen said...

You crack me up!

rmm4361 said...

A warm hearted Merry Christmas means a heck of a lot more!

Merry Christmas to you!