We went out for lunch Sunday. As we were in line the woman in front of us was picking her toppings.
"I want green cheese" she said.
The girl behind the counter looked puzzled. "Do you mean sour cream or shredded cheese"?
No, That green cheese y'all have.
I'm sorry but we don't have green cheese, just the shredded cheese.
"There it is", as she pointed thru the glass, "That green cheese"
"OH, OK, ma'am we call that guacamole".