Wednesday, June 1, 2011

A New Nickname Is Born

When you work with a bunch of guys in the field you have to be careful what you say. They love to take something and run with it.

I was on day shift in St Louis and was telling the other two techs about my flight and getting a face full of stewardess hip. Then one of the other techs told how he sat in the aisle seat and had a male passenger straddle his shoulder as they loaded the plane. In his deep Tennessee draw he told in great detail how the guy "parked his junk on my shoulder in my face". He said he poked him in his gut and told him to git his ____sack off him. He got all spun up and his voice cracked a bit as he said he thinks the guy knew what he was doing. We couldn't help laughing as he told his story in his most serious face.

The other tech instantly dubbed him "Sacks". He'll answer to it, but it aint nicely.

I was fortunate I think, In the field I got stuck with "J Lo"

Any of y'all got nicknames?

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Just a Pic

A couple weeks ago I headed out to Denver to pick up an award.

One of y'all ask for a pic so here it is after a bit of touching up.

It was hard to take a good pic of glass.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Beer, Chicken Wings and Flyovers

This is a repost of last years race but as with most things redneck not much changes in a year, not even the water in the Portapottys.

The BIG Race is in town this week. Welcome to all Ya'll visitors. In your honor we have rolled out the best of everything.


Main Entrance




I know Memorial Day wasn't created just for rac'in but dont tell Bruton Smith.


Souvenirs Galore!! I recommend Jeff Gordon Stuff.




I went to the race and all I got was this big checkered flag tattoo on my arse!!


Great Places to Camp. The price actually dropped mid week from $25 to $10 for Parking and $50 to $25 for Camping. No mention if that comes with a picnic table dance or if you can use the inside facilities. EWWWW!!


Games galore!!


Great Food!!

Have Fun, See ya next year!!

Hope y'all have a wonderful Memorial Day

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I Have Nothing To Say

Well actually I do but for some reason Blogger will not let me leave comments. I can log in and see the new posts in my dashboard but when I try to leave a comment it says I need to login. I tried but to no avail.

Is anyone else having this issue?

Help Me Please!!!

Monday, May 23, 2011

Vaguely Inappropriate?



What's there to say about these.

Hundreds of uses? Really?? How many of those would land you in prison or on the registered offender list.

I would hesitate to ask him to pass any tools over.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Speaking of Odd



I have yet to actually see a squirrel wearing these so I aint sure how big they are on clothing but my guess is they prefer going commando. And when it comes to hiding their nuts they seem to prefer my flower beds.

Also style wise they may prefer a boxer or at least a low rise brief. I havent seen the female line of undergarments yet but I would suppose that an 8 cup bra would be a a bit wieldy.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Seen In The Airport

I found these in a Denver airport giftshop.



If you look close they look like 2 showercaps for the ears. While they might make a really nice gift is this really a problem?

Just curious.