Saturday, December 24, 2011

Merry Christmas

Hi guys.

I just want to thank all the folks thank make my day better.

Thanks for letting me be part of your lives as well.

Merry Christmas to you all. Have a safe Holiday.

Simply Suthern

Sunday, December 18, 2011

I'm Changing My Address

Shopping these days can be challenging. Especially if you go to stores where the "Sales Associates" appear to be trained in the art of never making eye contact or even acknowledging you are present even when you are three feet away.

Common View of a Walmart Associate.

How hard is it to get help at Walmart? Obviously it was more than this poor woman could take. She was there SIX hours before someone noticed her. If someone had just noticed this lady during her first hour she prolly would have left with the Easybake oven she came for, but no, they ignored her and drove her to this.

This has gotten me to thinking tho. Could I don a Walmart vest and pull my car in the lift bay and change my oil without anyone noticing. Or set up a microwave on and endcap and heat up a pizza and give samples away while filling my belly. Could I throw a Superbowl party back in the TV section? Orr... maybe just maybe I could move in. They have everthing you need to live. And all ya gotta do for them to leave you alone is try to make eye contact. Ma'am could you uh?? I didnt think so.

Then after a while you notice some of the staff never changes and realize there are 7 or 8 of you living there. So look for me in the pages of "People Of Walmart".

Monday, December 12, 2011

Gimmee Squirrels Any Day

When I got home from my last trip, the wife ask me what I thought had gotten into the Mums?

It took about 10 minutes before I caught a brave little squirrel.

Munching right in front of the Mighty Guard Dog.

However, at least we don't have to deal with this. And we thought we had problems.

I am sure the woodsy crowd gasped when it almost fell.

Success, Now what do I do with it?

Read the sign all the way to the bottom.

Nice Camping humor.